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Alder's Tree: Mindless Thoughts Branch

This is the blog I have given away to random, fandom (Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Walking Dead, Hannibal, Teen Wolf, smattering of others), and whatever suits my fancy. Welcome, and I apologize for nothing. (ask, submit, and bonus page options on bottom of page)
Jul 23 '14

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

image

I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

(Source: assassincreeds)

Jul 23 '14

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

(Source: bustedbitmap)

Jul 23 '14

creativemachine:

meh-guh:

lovedarts:

This is an accurate depicition of how I envision Australia.

Clockspider is actually a really common thing. Huntsmen love hiding behind things

Also the funnel web in the shoe thing… Though further north it’s a bit more of a red back in the shoe thing

Jul 23 '14
lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."


(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

(Source: uvmsemba)

Jul 23 '14
adorabelledearheart:


thepliablefoe:


Norwegian forest cats are the best.
They look like little snow lions.


MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:
The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.
They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.
They run down trees headfirst.
They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.
They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.
In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.
Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?
Viking cats. End of story.

adorabelledearheart:

thepliablefoe:

Norwegian forest cats are the best.

They look like little snow lions.

MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:

The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.

They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.

They run down trees headfirst.

They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.

They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.

In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.

Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?

Viking cats. End of story.

(Source: attack-on-pre-calculus)

Jul 23 '14

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

Jul 23 '14

thehttydblog:

jackthevulture:

Imagine Hagrid going to Berk.

Imagine it.

Bearded men the same size as him.

Dragons of every shape and size.

IMAGINE HAGRID ON BERK.

Yer a Viking Hagrid.

Jul 23 '14

Rains

"the sound… where is it come from. The window, the rain the outside the open air.
oh dear god what the world wouldn’t do for open air once again.” her mutterings went unheard. The only other occupant of the room being the near lifeless form of the sleeping beast at the foot of her bed.

"wont that fucking incessant noise stop. Like buckets, buckets pouring form the heavens. Like the angels and god up on high are taking a heavy piss on all of us. Wont the damned crone fix her gutters. How can one sleep with that sound rushing past, hitting the ground.. oh god, it’s probably dripping into the foundation with these torrent rains.. causing mold. Things to crack crumble. What if the wall collapses. Bringing the ceiling and crap above to come crashing down on me like oh so many rocks on a billy goat in the mountains." he knew he was rambling, anyone with half a mind could tell. And if anything she knew that he had at least that much. The near torturous sound of water pouring out of the rust eating gutters hadn’t driven him completely insane. 

The beast took in a deep breath as it shifted it’s position. Quickly silencing the rambling young woman, causing her thoughts to bleed internally. A vary dangerous condition, if one has the sort of mind to start wandering dangerously when left unchecked.

i wonder when beast will finally perish. It’s so unbecoming of it… it’s such an ugly thing now, withered away like so many dried persimmons left in the desert. I wonder if you stuck it outside in the rain, would it suck up all the moister from under my window, become fat and plump again..

He shakes his head. Knowing all to well that even if soaked for a very long time in water that the beast would never about be as voluptuous as it had once been. It was old, worn. Needing of some tender care, but he hadn’t the patience to properly tend it. It was hard enough being himself. “and so we come to this, an old hag and a useless thing just lazing about now are we.. cornered in a room with no corners and being made to listen to constant sound.. always. I think I’d fair much better if there was no sound at all. Maybe it’s the inability to not hear my own thoughts that makes then so disordered, they just come at the wrong times because they can’t hear their que to come on stage.”

she lays her head back. What time was it anyway, wandering in her own mind for some many hours. Speaking out loud when the beast wouldn’t stir from it. For that matter.. what year. Ah, well time didn’t matter anyway. Only the constant coming and going of the rains… 

if only they’d stop just long enough to let her sleep…… 

Jul 23 '14

femmeanddangerous:

kuuromi:

CRUSH THE IDEA THAT NONBINARY PEOPLE HAVE TO BE MASCULINE IN ORDER TO BE ANDROGYNOUS

FOREVER AND EVER
(via minigigi & kuuromi)
Jul 23 '14

willowwish:

So I never posted my finished Garnet cosplay. Sowwy~ I get so excited during cons, I never really take formal pictures.